thesmashbro:

fabuloushetahungary:

toroheicho:

omidtheamnesiacender:

punished-gagsy:

anguisant:

the-internet-addict:

smallvagina:

kawaiiibatman:

smallvagina:

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

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April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

May:

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June:

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Wonder how July is gonna be

i will keep reblogging this each month

July:

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August:
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achievement-hunter:

cnemidophoru-sex-anguis:

worlds most cynical art student

that title is a feat in itself

yamatoesies:

Telling people they don’t try is gross and disgusting because like? How do you know? Do you follow them around daily and look into their soul to see if they’re trying? Do you get a report at the end of every day showing you how hard they tried that day? How do you know?? How hard?? Someone?? Is?? Trying??? Don’t?? Be?? An?? Asshole?????

disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one
disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism









all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one

disappointing-horse:

bittyblueeyes:

meinefluchderzeit:

animals with albinism - imgur.com

and its opposite - melanism

all these fucking shinies but i still cant get one

jaclcfrost:

important things to consider about a character

  • would they be the type to to pull an “oh no i’m falling gravity is increasing on me” while beginning to fall on another character or would they be the one groaning and rolling their eyes and trying to shove another character doing that to them off
  • would they be a morning or night person
  • would they be the one stealing the blankets or having blankets stolen from them
  • would they love to cook or hate cooking
  • would they be the one running outside barefoot in a downpour yelling “it’s raining” and without an umbrella and getting soaked or would they be the one staring at the one doing that like “are you kidding me” before shaking their head, sighing, and joining them
  • would they be the one to do most of the driving on a road trip or the one in the passenger seat pressing their face into the window and asking helpful questions that are more teasing comments than actual questions like “are you sure we’re going the right way”

faeriedroid:

fru-fru-racoons:

faeriedroid:

reblog for healthy polyamory ignore for unnecessary heterosexual love triangles

Except healthy polyamory isn’t an actual thing.

eggs and bacon ur mistaken

(Source: quartzwarrior)

(Source: vodka-in-my-cup)

kemikalkat:

davidbennettinplacesheshouldntbe:

my mom got a bunch of nerds from school because she’s a teacher and she’s letting me eat them

kelsey this could have been worded better

  • Heterosexual: Male-identifying individual sexually attracted to a female-identifying individual, and vice-versa.
  • Homosexual: Someone attracted to someone of the same gender as themselves.
  • Bisexual: Sexually attracted to two or more genders.
  • Polysexual: Sexually attracted to many genders, but not all.
  • Pansexual: Sexually attracted to all genders. (this and bisexual, and sometimes polysexual, are often considered to be the same thing and different people may simply identify as any one of them due to their own personal reasons)
  • Demisexual: Sexually attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
  • Asexual: Having no /sexual attraction/ to others; having no desire to have sex.
  • Heteroromantic: Male-identifying individual romantically attracted to female-identifying individuals, and vice-versa.
  • Homoromantic: Attracted romantically to the same gender.
  • Biromantic: Attracted romantically to two or more genders
  • Polyromantic: Attracted to many genders (but not all)
  • Panromantic: Attracted romantically to all genders
  • Demiromantic: Romantically attracted to people only after forming a bond with them first.
  • Aromantic: Having no /romantic attraction/ to others; having no desire to be in a romantic relationship.
  • Polyamorous: Someone who is attracted to, and is comfortable with being in a relationship with more than one person at a time.
  • Transexual/Transgender (Term depending on generation and location): An individual who identifies as a gender other than the one they were assigned at birth to be. Often shortened to trans
  • Cisgender: Someone who identifies as the gender that they were assigned as at birth. (ex. matches their birth certificate) Often shortened to cis
  • Intersex: Someone who has ambiguous genitalia that doesn't fit into our strict dichotomy of uterus or testes. Often forced into surgery to correct their genitals at a very young age, causing psychological and physical harm later in life
  • Nonbinary: Outside of the gender binary of male and female. (Can be used as an umbrella term or as its own identity)
  • Genderqueer: Outside of the gender binary. (**This is not an umbrella term like the post said before I edited it! Do not use this as an umbrella term for nonbinary individuals, simply use 'nonbinary'. Queer is considered a slur and not everyone likes to be associated with the word)
  • Agender: Someone who feels gender neutral, or someone who experiences a 'lack' of gender.
  • Bigender: Someone who identifies as two separate genders.
  • Trigender: Someone who identifies as three separate genders.
  • Genderfluid: A gender that changes, or is 'fluid'.
  • Demigirl: Identifying partially as a woman, but not wholly.
  • Demiboy/guy: Identifying partially as a man, but not wholly.
  • Dmab: Designated Male at Birth.
  • Dfab: Designated Female at Birth.
  • Amab/Afab: Same as dmab/dmab, except with 'assigned' instead of 'designted'.
  • Camab/Cafab: Same as previous, except prefixed by 'coercively', to highlight the lack of choice.
  • Reblog to inform! And if there's any I missed or anything that should be clarified, please message me! Always looking to expand the proper vocab. : )
  • **I edited this post because it used some archaic and incorrect terms/definitions, and needed more terms added to it. -Vivian Mareepe

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

thatdamrenegade:

withzarry:

mskneesocks:

reading ur old writing
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i dont know which facial expression is most accurate 

all is good

fngrl-f-mny-fndms:

Bitch there better be

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

(Source: ojnah)